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Latest Funny Urdu Jokes 2015

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Sir : Duniya me kitny Barre Azam hen?

Pathan : 4.

Sir : Kon kon se?

Pathan : 1 Quaid e Azam, 2 Sikandar e Azam,

3 Mughl e Azam, Aur

4 mera chacha Haji Azam….

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Ek shadi shuda Aurat k NIC me ghalti se 
Bewah likh diya gaya,

Wo apny Shoher ko le ker Office gai,,,

Aurat clerk se : Mere Shoher zinda hen or

mere NIC me Bewah likh diya hy,

Ye ghalti theek ki jaye…

Clerk ny daraz se Pistol nikali aur

us k Shoher ko Goli maar di,,

QK

Clerk Pathan tha,

Ghalti theek ker di….:-)

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 Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me..

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2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.

un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.

Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya

D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.

Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.

Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do….

hahahahahaha.

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Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye….!:-(

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Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?

Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga

Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,

Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?

Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge

Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha…

Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?

Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair

Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.

Admi: kiun bhai??

Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha

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Plz don”t read this 

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

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dekha ho gaya na

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TIME WASTE!!

 

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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,

I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

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