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Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
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Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Pathan Biology ka practical attend kerty huye.

Examiner ny ek Bird ki taang dikhai, aur

pathan se us bird ka naam pucha…
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Pathan : I Don’t Know.
Examiner : You have failed, kiya naam hai tumhara?
Pathan : Hamara Taaang dekho aur naam batao…

Baat kerta hai Saala…:-)
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Me us k Dil se utar gaya aisy

Ludo me 99 per Saanp ny kata ho jesay..:-(

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Asif : Mujh se shadi kero gi?

Komal : Ghar walon se puchun gi.

Asif : Tumhary ghar me kon kon hai?

Komal : 1 Shohar aur 2 Bachay…..:-p
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Bohat Piyaari Baat
Kabhi bhi ye na socho k her guzarta din

aap ki zindagi k din kam kerta hai,
Bal k ye socho k
Her guzarta din,

Shaadi k din ko Qareeb kerta hai…:-p
(,”)>
<)( O’ Teri Khair,
_// Ye to mene socha hi nahi tha.
Dedicated to All Kunwara Parti

 

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A kid in computer exam : What is MICROSOFT EXCEL?

Kid wrote : It is a new branch of SURF EXCEL, to

clean the Computer….:-)

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