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Eid Ul Azha Bakra Eid Funny Poetry SMS, Text Messeges & Jokes

Barak Eid Funny SMSEid Ul Azha Funny SMS, Text Messeges Poetry & Joke Pictures

Eid Ul Adha is Great Islamic Occasion For Muslims To Celebrate & For Get Together Once At a Place. Muslims Do Sacrifice In The Rememberence Of Their Prophet Hazrat Ibrahim (A.S). They Divide Meat Of The Sacrifice In Poor People & Offer Prayers. Their Day Starts With The Fajar Prayer & Then They Offer Namaz E Eid In Ground. After namaz e Eid Muslims Sacrifice Their Animals & Divide Meat To Their Neighbours, Poors, Relative & Save some Meat For Themselfs. Kids Get Eidi From Their Elders & Have Some Fun outside The Home. On The Second Day Some People Do Sacrife & Who Those Are Free From Sacrifice Go To Fun Place To Enjoy The Eid Moments. People Greets each Other On This Day. People Send Funny SMS To Their Friends & Loved Ones. Funny Pictures Posts On Facebook & Social Media By People. Funny Text Messeges & Jokes Also Used To Send On Mobile. People Change Their Facebook Profile Pictures & facebook Cover Photos. Here Are Some Jokes  & Funny EId Ul Adha Sms & Text Messeges TO Send To Your Friends & Family & Loved Ones.

Pathan: Yeh Bakra Kitne ka hai?

Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!

Pathan Heran ho kr:
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Touch Screen Wala hai Kiya?…;-p

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Oye Janwar
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Le Aaye Aap Qurbani k Liye?.. 😉

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Tujhe Sochna Meri Chand Raat Or

Tujhe Dekhna Meri Eid Hai..!

*Bakra Eid Mubarak*

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Eid-ul-Azha is That Time of Year

Where Pakistanis Can Eat Beef and Mutton,

Actually “Knowing That They are Goats and Cows”

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To All Meat Lovers in Pakistan:

Agar Qurbani ke Gosht ka

Zaiqa Change lagy to Samajh Lena K

Is Se Pehly Kiya Khate Rahy Ho..;-p 😉
Hahahhaha

Bakra Eid Mubarak

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13 September ko Tum “Dil” 
Mango HUM Denge,

Tum “Jigar” Mango
Wo Bhi Denge,

“Eyes” Mango
Wo Bhi Denge!

Q K

Us Din Humne

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Cow Zibah Karni Hai. 🙂
Happy Eid-ul-Azha.

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24 SmileS..

🙂
:-):-)
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🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)
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For You,

One For Each Hour.!
Ta K Aap
Eid K Din 24 Ghante
Muskurate Rahen… 🙂

EiD MuBArAK

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1+2+1+2+3+1+5+1
+2+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+
1+5+1+2+1+5+2+1+5+1+2
+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+1
+5+1+2+1+5+3

Wah G Wah

Eidi Gin Rahe Ho! ;-p

Hahhaha

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Bivi:

Shohar se

ap Qurbaani ka janwar kb lao gay

Shohar:

beghum mujhe hi zibha kar lena

Bivi:

ghady ki siraf kamaai halaal hai

Qurbani nahi

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^ ^,
(’, ‘) ’_’_’_’)~
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Ye Lo
Bakra
Eid tak isay khilana
Pilana
Roz sham ko sair krwna pr Eid pe wapis kr dena
Maine b Qurbani krni hy

Eid Mubarak in Advance

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Churi ko kar tu Taiz 
itna k har Takbeer sy Pehly ,

Bakra Churi sy khud Poochay
bata meri khata kya hai…

Advance Bakra EiD Mubarak.

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Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Main GOBAR ki Khushbu Faraz…

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Lagta Hai Mere Shehar Main “BAKRA MANDI” Lag Chuki Hai.

Advance Eid-ul-Azha Mubarak.

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DUA

ALLAH aapko,

oonchi,

lambi,

khobsorat ankhon wali,

gulabi honton wali,

khobsorat jism wali,

Gaaye

qurbani k liye atta farmaye (Ameen)

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Aj News Kuch Aisi hongi

Latest news Bakra mandi se 2 bakry farar hogy. Police.

Bakron ki aapas me larai 2 zakhmi or aik halak.

2 Bakry shehar me gus gy kuch saman ka nusan kia or aik admi zakhmi hogya.

Or aj ki barii news.

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Bakry ny Bakri ko ankh mari jis se bakri k walid nay bakry ko katal krdia.

FIR darj krdi gai..

Happy Eid ul Azha Mubarak

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Haqiqt samjo ya afsana!

Apna samjo ya begana!

Hamar apka rishta hai purana!

Isliye farz tah apko btana..

K BAKRA EID aa rahi hai..

Ab shura kardo ghass khana…

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About 1 billion animals killed each day

by KFC, McDonalds, Burger King etc to feed rich

and make money, and no one bats an eye

During EID, Muslims sacrifice them to feed the poor

for free, and everyone loses their mind.

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Dosto ke Bakra Eid is like:

Gosht mein le aoonga
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Tum log koilay le ana

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Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De

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Bakra Debit
Cash Credit
Qurbni Debit
Goshat Credit
Qasyi Debit
Khaaal Credit
Ap Debit
Hum Credit
Eid Mubarak
Humra Msg Debit
Apka Reply Credit

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Kash Is Eid Pe Tu Mera Bakra Hota..
Or Kisi Ne Nahi Main Ne Tuje Pakra Hota..
Main Roz Tujhe Pattey Khilata,
Thore Thore Nai Sare Ikathey Khilata..
Tu Mujh Ko Mai Mai Kar K Bulata,
Or Sham Ko Mai Tuje Gali Gali Gumata..
Mere Pas Gari Nahi Chakrha Hota,
Kash Is Eid Pe Tu Mera Bakra Hota..
Raat Ko Sardi Mai Tu Akra Hota,
Meri Mohabbat Mai Kuch Is Tarah Jakra Hota..
Kash Is Eid Pe Tu Mera Bakra Hota.!!

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Qurbani K Din Ek Bakray Ki Feryaad..

“Oye Chadd de Menu,
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Sara Saal Khotay Kha K
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Bari Eid Te
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Tuano Me Yaad Aajanda”..;-)

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